Someone should have acknowledged this already, taking into consideration that no one has ever used 140 characters as good as Wreck & Reference. It’s like picturing the witty Emil Cioran, somewhere in another dimension, calmly typing into his smartphone (lol) mottos of mordancy and nothingness. Here’s some examples:
Unfollow your dreams.
— Wreck and Reference (@WRCKRFRNC) February 2, 2015
17 Perfect Ways To Waste The Life You’ve Not Been Sure You’ve Actually Wanted — Wreck and Reference (@WRCKRFRNC) August 26, 2015
Relationships are good if you want to be constantly chained to the broken psychology of others.
— Wreck and Reference (@WRCKRFRNC) March 15, 2015
Maybe later we can hang out and ruin each other’s experiences. — Wreck and Reference (@WRCKRFRNC) May 22, 2015
Are punks who look like they’ve showered still punks or are they just patch enthusiasts? Is it more punk to be clean? Asking for a friend.
— Wreck and Reference (@WRCKRFRNC) July 17, 2015
Stop complaining. No one promised you happiness. — Wreck and Reference (@WRCKRFRNC) October 11, 2015
The Internet is a selfie soup consisting of people that don’t yet know they’re unwanted.
— Wreck and Reference (@WRCKRFRNC) May 14, 2015
10 Reasons Why Loneliness Will Never Leave You. — Wreck and Reference (@WRCKRFRNC) February 26, 2015
If you don’t spend every waking minute praying for an aneurysm, we can’t date.
— Wreck and Reference (@WRCKRFRNC) May 15, 2015
Can you believe that there are people out there who honestly expect good things to happen to them? — Wreck and Reference (@WRCKRFRNC) May 15, 2015
A burrito a day keeps the existentialist crisis simmering in the background.
— Wreck and Reference (@WRCKRFRNC) September 3, 2015
Water conservation tip #11: get rid of your body. — Wreck and Reference (@WRCKRFRNC) June 13, 2015
If you only have one face, why do you need so many pictures of it?
— Wreck and Reference (@WRCKRFRNC) September 16, 2015
Do what is necessary to have less fun and alienate your friends. — Wreck and Reference (@WRCKRFRNC) August 30, 2015
RT if childhood plagues you.
— Wreck and Reference (@WRCKRFRNC) August 6, 2015
RT if you love cold social posturing. — Wreck and Reference (@WRCKRFRNC) July 3, 2015
Life is a tragic equilibrium between bad sex, depression, and work. — Wreck and Reference (@WRCKRFRNC) August 11, 2015
The only proper thing to do when standing around in a crowd of people is thinking about how everyone around you will one day die. — Wreck and Reference (@WRCKRFRNC) August 8, 2015
How many black t shirts do you have? Not enough to bury yourselves with. — Wreck and Reference (@WRCKRFRNC) March 12, 2015
What came first: bodily degradation or the haunting realization that poignant loneliness will never leave you? — Wreck and Reference (@WRCKRFRNC) June 20, 2015
You’re definitely not going to open up the pit with that attitude. — Wreck and Reference (@WRCKRFRNC) March 28, 2015
I love dust because it is my future. — Wreck and Reference (@WRCKRFRNC) March 1, 2015
Dogs will tear us apart, again.
— Wreck and Reference (@WRCKRFRNC) October 9, 2015
Kierkegaard was the original goth. — Wreck and Reference (@WRCKRFRNC) May 1, 2015
Do the same banal shit everyday and call it a life.
— Wreck and Reference (@WRCKRFRNC) October 8, 2015
Mommy, are we at the end yet? — Wreck and Reference (@WRCKRFRNC) October 10, 2015
If you’re reading this, I don’t care about you. — Wreck and Reference (@WRCKRFRNC) April 21, 2015
How to tweet: 1. View all things with disdain 2. Parade your weaknesses 3. Crave insignificance — Wreck and Reference (@WRCKRFRNC) April 17, 2015
