As thunderous as it joyous, Conan‘s thick riffage is back to put its gun against your pasty forehead. Not that they want to kill you really, but these bloody blokes from the UK don’t want you to leave their heavy party without a couple of stitches and bruises. After all, some things are made to hurt – like their new full-length, out this week on Napalm Records, now streaming courtesy of Noisey.

By the way, they’ll play Portugal in April at Barroselas. Get on with it!