Know what? GAG‘s about to release a brand new LP by the end of the year through Iron Lung Records, which is a pretty damn good reason to hold on a bit longer before you tie the noose and leave your friends and family with an empty chest and a broken soul. Who are we kidding? You have no one. But we love you anyway. The thing is called “America’s Greatest Hits” and it will sure hit the top spots of Billboard with its Xmas carols of compassion and fraternity. Here’s one of them: